Big
Man
Blastoise

Big Man Blastoise is just a big ol’ turtle dude with shades, living his best life. He’s all about chill vibes, slow strolls, and looking cool no matter what. The meme came from a YouTube video where a song just keeps chanting “Big Man Blastoise, Big Man Blastoise”—and somehow, it’s the most hype thing you’ve ever heard.
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